15 Life-Long Lessons Learned By An Author That Will Change Your Life


David McAllister Barry is an American author and humor columnist who has authored several humor books.

With his humorous quotes, Barry proves that it takes a lifetime to learn some things about life, people, and relationships.

Scroll down to read some of his top quotes.

15 There is a very fine line between “hobby" and “mental illness.”

Don’t let a hobby become an obsession!

#14 Never lick a steak knife.

The serrated side will not give you the same satisfaction as when you lick Nutella off a butter knife.

13 Your friends love you anyway.

So, go ahead and play the clown!

12 You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

What’s the point of it anyway?

11 Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.

Only wives can bring out the best vintage from their husband.

You should not confuse your career with your life

Live life before it’s too late.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting

After 11, the only person to get excited about your birthday is you.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well

The only people conscious in the room is yourself.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill

You’ll end up sleeping in the toilet.

most-destructive-force-gossip

Be careful before you engage in one.

Never be afraid to try something new

Always be up for experiments.

meeting is worthless

A complete waste of time with a near-zero output.

person nice with waiter is actually a nice guy.

Make sure you pick the right person to be a part of your crowd.

religious people don't want to hear your view

we think we are super driver even if we are not.

Self-image is bloated out of proportion when it comes to driving skills.

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